I am trying a long tail keyword here: Instant Online Success. This is what I suspect many people would like. I have a partial solution:

I have made stacks of residual income from the web and to make even more I want to get your money in exchange for helping you do the same. But relax, I don’t want all your money unless you don’t want it anymore, just let me help you to rapid on line success with a web site.

Please check out how I make people successful online and buy into it if you are interested:
Website Setup Process